Wednesday, April 1, 2009

9NN-FAUX NEWS REPORT

From 9jahiphop news network,we bring to you the latest hiphop news in Nigeria

Representatives of UAC foods have moved quickly to dispel rumours of an endorsement deal between the conglomerate and ex maintain producer "big bamo".speaking to our correspondent,the P.R.O of the company stated that they were approached by big bamo who offered to endorse their products like gala,funtime cakes e.t.c for a steady supply of such products.the artiste who has grown frustrated in recent times after seeing his counterparts clinch multi million naira endorsement deals was eventually turned down by the company on the grounds that he didn't have the kind of fan base needed for such an endorsement.

What will a collabo between lagbaja & timaya sound like?we are about to find out as both artistes will be working together on the business tip.Lagbaja will be veering into the production of masks such as ski masks,ceremonial masks,traditional masks e.t.c while timaya will be in charge of marketing of the products to dem mama soldiers & his militant brothers due to the high demand for such items in the niger delta region.timaya has decided to donate the first 500 ski masks to his people to show his support & to promote the niger delta cause.the security community have been alerted and are closely monitoring the situation.

In unrelated news,don jazzy of the mo hits family has stated his intentions of travelling to sicily,Italy to see what chances he has of been actually made.

Nollywood actress Empress njamah now wishes to be officially known as the egberi mama 1 of bayelsa.

In view of recent accusations been thrown around by various artistes concerning the issue of copyright infringement & song stealing,A new law was put in place in a meeting of stake holders held at the ICC,Abuja with members of NCC & PMAN in attendance.the new law states that
"An artiste cannot claim his song has been stolen,if he never reported it missing in the first place"
"An artiste cannot claim his song has been stolen,if he still has said song in his possesion either as a demo tape or master copy"

Fresh off the success of his koko water brand,the koko master d'banj will be launching his own line of luxury shades & eye glasses which will be sold under the trade mark "Dray Banj" at the exclusive price of 200 naira each.production is scheduled to begin in may at a factory in Aba.

R&B crooner tuface idibia has teamed up with gold circle to release his own brand of condoms "2baba no baby" into the market,so his fans & everyone else can enter the place as they wish without any problems 9 months later or whenever.

In a sting operation carried out by men of the EFCC & SSS,kennis music new act kelly handsome was nabbed at an oceanic bank branch trying to cash a fraudulent western union money transfer.incriminating evidence found on him include fake driver licences,control numbers & some foreign currencies.However he has been released on bail & will be charged to court in due time.Speaking to the press after his release,mr kelly handsome claimed it was the work of the devil.

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